pajamaben:

if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it

(via fake-mermaid)

rikkipoynter:

hamburgerboogie:

Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.

"When you’re on your lady week."

Someone date this guy already.

(Source: princeboorito, via teenytigress)

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

(via gravitationallovely)

the-frostiest-of-butts:

lunabase:

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas

(Source: momblood, via buritto-enthusiast)

amysfall:

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

(via fake-mermaid)

dirtylipss:

I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry

(via gravitationallovely)

but drinking cough syrup

when you didn’t have a cough

is ironic.

because in reality you’re

sicker than you thought.

(via keepclassy)

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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun, via fake-mermaid)