if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it
Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.
"When you’re on your lady week."
Someone date this guy already.
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas
stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look